February 2012
me: Is it weird that I talk to myself so much?
me: Yeah, a little bit
me: Still, it could be worse man. We could be a killer
me: That's true
me: I'm hungry
me: Me too, let's eat
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok
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tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
DEAR ALL HARRY POTTER FANS: Yes, this sucks. We...
Leave everything til sunday
Don’t do it sunday
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